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Monday, July 19, 2010

Cake Wrecks Tribute Songs

One of my favorite web sites is CakeWrecks.com. Jen Yates is a hilarious writer and I get my morning giggles tuning in to all the cake wrecks with commentary. I asked if she had a theme song and when she said no, I wrote 3 songs and submitted them. One she posted, which was "We Are Cake Wreckers" to the tune of "We Are The Champions" by Queen, of which I'm truly grateful.

The first song was "We Will Wreck You" to the tune of "We Will Rock You" also by Queen, and the last was "I Can't Get it Out of my Head" to the tune of the same name by the Electric Light Orchestra. I particularly like the third song because it has the essence of what Cake Wrecks is all about and has some of the gross cakes featured.
Here is the song, see what you think:


I Can't Get it Out of my Head
a song parody to the song by ELO
Sharons Evans copyright 2010

Twilight, and black water,
Eyes crossed, and Happy Falker's.
Staring at the misspelled name,
The Wreckerators are to blame,

And I can't get it out of my head,
No, I can't get it out of my head,
And why are the bride and groom dead?
Now, I can't get it out of my head.

Childbirth, and poo pets,
They're all Cake Wrecks.
Where hurk is a color scheme,
and some are just plain obscene,

Now I can't get it out of my head,
No, I can't get it out of my head,
Barbie's in a moldy meat bed.
Now I can't get it out of my head.

Nothing worse than a CCC.
Severed limbs and hairy chests,
They all sicken me.
Babies get cut down to size,
and cupcakes have a gross surprise,

Now I can't get it out of my head,
No, I can't get it out of my head,
I can't believe what I just read,
Now I can't get it out of my head.

No, I can't get it out of my head,
No, I can't get it out of my head,
Now my cake world is gone for dead,
Now I can't get it out of my head,
Thanks to Jen.


We Are Cake Wreckers
a parody song
sung to the tune of "We Are the Champions" by Queen
Sharon Evans copyright 2010

I've paid my dues,
time after time.
I've piped my worse,
but committed no crime.
And bad mistakes,
I've made a few.
I've had my share of cakes smashed in my face,
but I've come through.

Under neat, I want, I want, I want sprinkles!

We are cake wreckers, my friends.
And we'll keep on wrecking to the end.
We are cake wreckers,
We are cake wreckers,
No time for Spell Check,
'cause we are cake wreckers,
of the world.

I've swapped the vowels,
from the telephone call.
I've brought you creepy, bizarre, and everything that goes with it.
I've wrecked it all.

But's it's been no bed of roses,
just swirls of poo.
I consider it a challenge,
how do you spell that?
I have no clue!

Congratu, gradu, radu lations!

We are cake wreckers, my friends.
And we'll keep on wrecking to the end.
Flotsam and Star Trek,
Barbie and green Shrek.
No time for grammar,
'cause we are cake wreckers
of the world.

We are cake wreckers, my friends.
And we'll keep on wrecking to the end.
Grooms cakes and Epcot,
Is that Chewy? Great Scott!
No time to fix it,
'cause we are cake wreckers.


We Will Wreck You
a parody song
sung to the tune of "We Will Rock You" by Queen
Sharon Evans copyright 2010

Buddy, you're a baker,
Grabbed off the street,
Gonna be a big chef some day.
But you messed up the face,
A big disgrace,
Airbrush lines all over the place.
Singin'

We will, we will wreck you!
We will, we will wreck you!

Handwriting horrors, what did that say?
Leaning tiers to ruin your wedding day.
Mickey Mouse, flash drive, too much space,
Carrot jockeys all over the place.
Singin'

We will, we will wreck you!
We will, we will wreck you!

Ugly green camo, severed head and feet,
Heavy on the sprinkles, isn't that a treat?
Barbie, poo, and belly, gangsta, meat,
Hide it with flotsam, they'll think that's neat.
Singin'

We will, we will wreck you!
We will, we will wreck you!

Buddy, let me tell you that's a mistake.
Oh, look, he'll fix it with just one scrape.
Celebrity, creepy, letters not straight,
What did you expect, he's not the
Ace of Cakes!
Singin'

We will, we will wreck you!
We will, we will wreck you!


3 comments:

  1. Love the songs, Sharon... Very cool. :)

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  2. Followed you here from Cake Wrecks. Too funny! I want to see a video of the We Will Wreck You one. :-)

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